Masai is a tribe of Kenya and some parts of Tanzania. Both Masai men and women are tall, strong and lanky. They live in their tribal ways and follow the tribal rules and laws. Masais are very strong and fearless warriors. An able-bodied Masai boy becomes a warrior (or may be used to become) only after killing a lion alone with just a spear.
Masai Warriors |
Masai warriors are required to defend their clan from enemies and their livestock from predators like lions of savannah grassland. Readers must be thinking, what does Masais of Kenya doing in Pune and that too on duty.
Two Masais, a male and a female, tall well built and fit, in form of two wooden statues came with me from Mombasa (when my ship INS Delhi visited Mombasa somewhere in 2004) obviously without any passport and visa. They were picked up last minute from the handicraft sellers in Mombasa Port on the insistence of my friends to pick up some souvenirs as till then I did not pick up anything.
Mr Masai From Mombasa, Lost his Spear and Shield in last 13 years |
Mrs Masai from Mombasa. She has managed to retain her Cooking tool for all these years |
Upon their arrival at Mumbai, into our Fauji household, they were welcomed and appreciated. Prominent space was created in our drawing room (Fauji houses anyway look like a museum with showpieces picked up from far and wide, hence space creation was required) and Masais were asked to set up their own place there. Thankfully they enjoyed living outdoors and did not build a Masai Hut in our drawing room.
The Masais generally guarded one of the corners of our house passively |
Somewhere during 2016, we picked up a dog. A cross of Doberman and Indian Dog. We love our pet Cookie (a boy named Cookie by Johari family who rescued him originally). With this kind of name everyone mistook him to be a girl and then we coined a new name for him and told everyone he is Cookie Singh to denote his gender.
As a Pup, he did not have a reach to climb sofas. When we reached Pune, after a few months he was big enough to climb up on sofas. While we love him, asking a guest to be comfortable on a sofa which has hair on it (dog hair are all over if any dog keeps climbing and sitting on a sofa), was becoming embarrassing. We tried to put back-cushions on the seat but he would pull them down and climb on the sofa. We tried many such methods to dissuade him from doing so and failed. We were at our wit's end and did not know what to do and then we remembered the Masais, Mr and Mrs by a sheer act of God.
It so happened that while playing with him one day we noticed that when his ball reached the Massais and hit them, they moved and shook and that put a scare of mighty Masais in his mind. Then on, when his ball or toy reached anywhere closure to these Masais standing in a prominent corner of our hall, he begged us to remove the toy or ball from their vicinity and give back to him.
That was our Eureka moment. That was also the moment when our Masais finished their peaceful time and started getting their duties off and on. Following the law of gender equality (and also because we had two sofas), both the Male Masai and his wife were placed on duty. The saving grace was, they are placed on duty only when we go out during the day but their night duty is always there as this boy has a habit of getting up in the middle of the night and go and plonk on one of the sofas.
See for yourself how they hold the fort for us and prevent Cookie the Great from ravaging our beautiful sofas.
Mr Masai Guarding one Sofa |
Mr Masai Guarding one Sofa - Second Post |
Mrs Masai Guarding the other sofa |
Mrs Masai Guarding the other sofa - Sleeping but doing the duty |
The victim of Masai Atrocities (LoL) - Cookie |
Poor Cookie! Fortunately, my brat doesn't shed hair, doesn't sit on sofas and has been an incredibly patient chap. :)
ReplyDeleteLucky you. As for cookie, we compensate for his loss (of unable to sit on sofa) by playing for some extra time. If he has his way we will be slim and trim as he loves to play through out the day.
DeleteThanks for your comment. Followed one of your blog.
🤣🤣🤣 I cannot stop laughing. Just hope he doesn't lose his fear of the mighty masais.
ReplyDeleteWe will ensure else we will have to buy new sofas
DeleteThis is the best dog scare trick! They do a great job :)
ReplyDeleteछान आयडिया शोधली सोफा वाचविण्यासाठी. बिचारा कुकी,तुम्ही त्याचे आरामाचे साधन काढून घेतले.
ReplyDeletePoor cookie
ReplyDeleteHaha , good read . Our mystique too is scared of them . 😄
ReplyDeleteThanks. You can also put them on duty.
DeleteCookie Singh....😆
ReplyDeleteI read this for my kids and they thoroughly enjoyed ur eureka moment....good one sir
Thanks Laxmi. Happy that your kids enjoyed the real story
DeleteCan you please email me at kokatayash@gmail.com? This is regarding our Diwali magazine 2024
ReplyDelete